Just open a up a small hole in one of the crackers and pour as much flour as you can get in it, after that just append glue, tape etc to the missing piece from another cracker and put it on the table for christmas dinner.
D0gSoldi3r - Dec 10 2008, 22:30

What you do is go to your local super market and see if they have any empty boxes or ask, i use to work in a super market so i know they do this. The trick is to get all different sizes of boxes from the biggest to smallest 20 should do now flatten them and take them home (easier to walk with flattened). Once home get some tape and tape them all back up again and put all the boxes inside each other and wrap it up and wait for christmas
D0gSoldi3r - Dec 10 2008, 22:27

Find the most liquid Soup you can like tomato soup nothing too chunky cause it won't work with chunky soup (lentil soup etc;) After you have chosen your perfect soup unscrew the shower head and pour as much as you can in the hose and hopefully when they take their next shower they will be under the shower tap.
D0gSoldi3r - Dec 03 2008, 14:54

If you don't know how to make a simple exploding cigarette then here's how to do it if you do not know how to roll one, right get a cigarette and take all the tobacco out without slicing the cigarette just gently ease out the tobacco into a bowl then get some matchstick shavings and put all the contents in by hand and wait till you're friend lights one up, Cablooooeee.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 25 2008, 11:23

This one will drive your friends and family Bananas (get it) All you have to do is find the thinest needle you can find from the sewing kit then get your banana and insert the needle in and rotate it counter clockwise while still keeping the hole as small as possible to the naked eye and do that 5 or 6 times amd put the banana back and just leave it there for a few days till you're family wants a banana and they won't believe their eyes as the banana splits into 5 seperate parts. They will try and convince you it happened but part of the prank is to call them a liar. I got that one from the standup comedian Billy Connolly, check him out.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 25 2008, 07:46

You know those annoying cards you can buy that make noises when you open them, buy one. The idea is to take out that thing that makes a noise and visit somebodys house who you like to annoy and find a way to slip it under the floorboards so each time they step on that floor board it will go off and they won't be able to find it.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 25 2008, 07:35

If your going to send your family a postcard remember to put in the postcard is the postman still a phaedophile but obviously put it somewhere the postman is most likely to read it, All postmen read postcards as i once was a postman so i know just how often they read it, It's always better to do it to you're parents than teenage friends as parents seem to be more mortified.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 25 2008, 02:23

It's as simple as the title this prank, simply Scotch tape the optical part of the victims mouse and watch them for the next 15 minutes trying to figure out the cause of the problem.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 07 2008, 19:20

Make you're colleague think they have broken their screen by using this broken screen image as a wallpaper http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&q=cracked+screen&revid=755848403&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=0&ct=broad-revision&cd=1 and then disconnect the mice and keybaord from the back of the pc and when they return they will think somebody has smashed the pc screen.
D0gSoldi3r - Nov 07 2008, 19:12

If you're mate has a laptop and goes somewhere with it alot of people hang out then this prank is funny, all you have to do is replace his start up with really long porno sounds and disable his power off button.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 02:10

while you're friend is asleep by the pool glue his sandles to the ground and then get a camera ready for him to wake.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 02:08

While you're at a party why not be responsible for the one who starts a a great foam party at somebodys house without permission. pick up some bubble bath (the more the better) then pour all the contents where the flush handle is and then wait for somebody to go to the toilet after you and if you have used at least 3 or 4 bottles then whoever flushes that toilet will be attacked with 5 foot of bubbles and he'll run out freaked.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 02:05

While you're buying booze before getting to your friends party, why not pick up some cherry or strawberry flavoured diluted juice from the non alcohol section of the shop. Once you arrive head to the bathroom and pour all the contents of the bottle or bottles into the tank where the flush handle is and wait for someone in the party to head to the toilet.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 02:01

Send messages to pagers which say \"Low Battery\".
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 01:56

When your colleague leaves their desk, open Word, go to Tools, then Autocorrect. Add some stuff to the 'Replace' and 'With' boxes. For example, replace: * 'Dear' with 'Yo' or 'My darling' * 'Thank you' with 'Cheers mate' * 'Email' with something completely irrelevant, like 'cheese' * [colleague's name] with 'Miserable git' or 'Old slapper'
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 28 2008, 01:49

The rules of this section of the site is you do not create a thread unless it is a prank or a practical joke, you may reply to somebody's prank and create you're own ones but you must not spam this section continued use will result in a permanent ban from Funnytash.com. Now thats out the way i'll provide help for people who need it, as said above we don't forgive spammers but we do forgive people who make honest mistakes like people who hold the enter key down by accident or submit the prank too early before they have a chance to finish. If this happens to you just contact an Administrator and he'll fix it, i have my reasons for not providing you with edit buttons and we'll leave it at that. Q). Cannot see anything on this page A). That is because you need to check all the boxes or at least on to see the content that way it may be quicker for you to be able to see the pranks you are interested in. Q). I cannot edit my prank i created A). I do not allow editing in this section to stop abuse because this content should be in charge of staff but instead i thought it would be more fun to let the members be in charge of this section, so if anybody posts anything hatred, obscene or racist they will not be able to edit their post and we can then decide which action we wish to take against this person. As this part of the site should be run by us we could be held liable (get our bums smacked by police that means) for anything said so that is why that option is there. Q). How can i edit my post A). Just give it to a moderator and he will then pass it on to an administrator and it will be updated shortly.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 11 2008, 05:18

If you are caught creating a thread with spam you will be caught and warned, you may reply to pranks but you are not allowed to post garbage. You are also allowed to create threads with pranks, Tick the rules box to see how to work this.
D0gSoldi3r - Sep 11 2008, 04:56